All I want in life is a hula hoop.

thinking about your butt

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Boys tryna be fly

One time I was texting a boy and I said “it me” and he texted back “*its me” and I was like ACTUALLY IT WOULD BE IT’S ME BUT I SAID IT ME BECAUSE IT FUCKING ME YOU PIECE OF SHIT

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Anonymous asked: slutty confession ive sucked your dick like 30 times!!!


Hi, this is Oliver’s mother. Please cease contacting my son or we will report you to the police. This is not a joke. Many serious. Very not kidding. This is not Oliver.